7 yards. New gun. Half speed.

celebration

Ding dong the witch is laid off...

topography car!

weak

My ass + $1 kid's chair = sadness.

this food breaks up homes.

snow cones!

My local bar has a snow cone machine!

money

hot crotch

mother's day

Mom and grandma about to get their crab on.

driving gold

you can drive a lancer...but can you drive one at 60 mph with one foot hanging out the window?

breast feeding, tron-style.

i feel safer already.

Motorized enforcement tricycles...a segway without the catlike agility.

national marital aide

white house 2

Around the back a ways. Nope, no ones getting in through the exhaust vent with that awesome fence there.