celebration

Ding dong the witch is laid off...

topography car!

weak

My ass + $1 kid's chair = sadness.

this food breaks up homes.

snow cones!

My local bar has a snow cone machine!

money

hot crotch

mother's day

Mom and grandma about to get their crab on.

driving gold

you can drive a lancer...but can you drive one at 60 mph with one foot hanging out the window?

breast feeding, tron-style.

i feel safer already.

Motorized enforcement tricycles...a segway without the catlike agility.

national marital aide

white house 2

Around the back a ways. Nope, no ones getting in through the exhaust vent with that awesome fence there.

white house 1

The front

the bbq results...

Eh. The food is a solid 6. The bourbon choice... An 8.5...

1st dinner in dc

Old glory bbq. I was going to pass on this place until i saw that they feature their bourbon menu more prominently that their food. A good sign...

hitting the demographic

Safeway is getting all ethnic...

nerd reservoir dogs...

saturday night drinks 2

saturday night drinks 1

thank you whole foods

Thank you whole foods. Thank you for bacon chocolate.

black keys concert #2

black keys concert #1

opening act for black keys

No idea what their names are...

white trash sangria

1/2 red wine, 1/2 coke. Surprisingly good. Actually taste kind of like sangria.

wow

Just....wow.

word...

Never has caution tape been so wise...

best fud in town!

I know i want some "homus" and "foul falafel".

all you can eat indian

At india palace!

absolutely no commentary needed.

Frostbite is the new Black

My buddy Dave just got some new shoes from this place:

http://www.vibramfivefingers.com/

And the picture is of him wearing them at a wedding.

Note how well he sports the "I chose to not bring proper equipement when I summitted Everest, and I have now decided to go rock a wedding before going to the amputation hospital..." look.

monday bar!

The knockout. Their mascot is a drunk luchidore.

funny

I swear i wasn't the one who arranged them like that.

that's messed up...

Translation: FAT!

pi day celebration

3.14 lbs of fruit medley to celebrate the most noble and enigmatic of constants.

don ramon

Great wed dinner!

wednesday

A hard day rewarded.

@ work

Between analysis, i needed to illustrate something for an all hands meeting. That's right, i'm getting paid to draw drunk rifle wielding leprechauns. My job could be worse...

first poll

Is this a girl's water bottle or a boy's water bottle?

really?

National geographic. Fine historians of indigenous people, exotic wildlife, and apparently, U2 3d movies...

kezar pub wings!

My friend ate like 90% of this.

My Yosemite Trip

It started out poorly, but I came through in the end.

i don't know who they are

But they think very highly of themselves.

zeitgeist

$11.50, not bad.

comicon 3

The main floor. It smells vaguely like old taco meat...

comicon 2

These guys were selling 70's porn. Note the smirks on their faces.

comicon

Yes, those are cobra soldiers shopping for comics.

Beginning Of A Great Thursday

First Post

Man, that lady needs a shave actually...

First Post

Based on the water bottle, this lady really loves her pastels...